Finally. you can drink straight from a casket. For centuries. the idea of drinking from a casket seemed like only a dream. In the late 18th century. Sir Killington Von Murderberg invented a very long straw with a drill bit attached that allowed people to merely sip from caskets but not actually guzzle. That’s why we’re proud to announce that after years of R&D in our Advanced Coffin Development Team. we’re launching the Flasket. Which is a play on words combining Flask and Casket.













